[TRANS] 101112 Tohosomnia’s JYJ Twitter Special: 15 Lamest Acronym Poems

(Hand picked by the great Kim Jaejoong)

Chronological order is from bottom to top

Round 1: Kim Jaejoong

(JaehyunS2) @mjjeje Kimbapeun Jaeryoga Joongyohae
(Translation: Ingredients are important for gimbap)

(ddolhee) @mjjeje Ack! I can do it too.~!! ..Uh..Um.. Gimbap Jaeryomanee nuhuhseo joongganae tuhjim
(Translation: I put too many ingredients in my gimbap so the middle part of it exploded)

(jscm0605) 1 minute ago @mjjeje Kim:Jaejoongeun Jae:miupda Joong:mal 5 minutes ago @mjjeje Kim Jaejoong Jaejoong Joonggookjipgaja!!!!!!! Oh my God, that’s really bad kekekekekekekeke

(silverA0207) @mjjeje Kim:Jaejoongeun Jae:miupda Joong:mal
(Translation: Kim Jaejoong is boring. Seriously. – T/N: Joongmal is ‘Jeungmal (Seriously)’ intentionally misspelled to fit the acronym)

(1226EunJin) @mjjeje Kim Jaejoong Jaejoong Joonggookjipgaja!!!!!!!
(Translation: Kim Jaejoong, Jaejoong, Let’s go to a Chinese restaurant!!!!!!)

Round 2: Kim Junsu

(Yoochun) @mjjeje Kim Kimbbajineun sorihanae Jun Jundagohaetdungae Jaknyeoniya Su Suyo-ilggaji naedon 200manwon gapa!!!!!!
(Translation: What a buzz kill, you said you’d give it back last year, pay me back my 2 million Won by Wednesday!!!!!!)

(hyuni_1) @mjjeje Kim: Kimchireul Jun: Jun Su: Suhakseonsaengnim
(Translation: The math teacher who gave me kimchi)

(ton0108) @mjjeje Kimbapeun Junbihal Su ga upda
(Translation: Gimbap can’t be prepared)

(shinmikhael) @mjjeje Kimbapeun Junbiga Suweolhaeyahaep
(Translation: You have to be quick when preparing to make gimbap)

(03190126) @mjjeje Kim:Kim Junsuneun Jun:Junsuhago Su:Susuhada
(Translation: Kim Junsu is handsome and pleasantly plain)

Round 3: Park Yoochun

(Jaejoong) Park: Park (bakk)ae nagaseo ramyunsagajigo olgga? Yoo:Yoochunwonbakkae upneundae hyungeun… Hyung..nan Chun:Chunwonbakkae upseo
(Translation: Shall we out and buy some ramen? I only have 6000 Won… Hyung.. I only have 1000 won)

(es0610) @mjjeje Park Park Yoochuneun Yoo Yooryeong biseuthanguhin Chun Chungookaeseo ohn oopyunbaedalbooyutda
(Translation: Park Yoochun is a giant who is like a ghost, he’s actually the postman from heaven)

(lovelymisss) @mjjeje Park Park(Bakk)aeseo nolgo deuluhonikka baegopaseo Yoo Yoochunnaengmyunae jeonhwahaeseo jumunhago Chun Chunchunhi naengmyuni ogireul gidarineunjoong
(Translation: Coming back home after playing, I felt hungry so I called and ordered from Yoochun Naengmyun (T/N: the name of a Naengmyun restaurant, it really does exist!) and I’m currently waiting for the naengmyun to slowly come)

(xiahella) @mjjeje Park!!! Parkyoochuni malhaetda Yoo!!!Chunineun gwenchaneuni 200manun Chun!!Chunchunhi gapeurago
(Translation: Park Yoochun said that Yoochun is fine with the 2 million Won being paid back slowly as long as it’s paid back..) (T/N: She’s referring to Yoochun’s acronym poem about Junsu)

(soohyun22) @mjjeje Park Park Yoochunchureom Yoo Yoomyunghaejigoshipni? Chun Chunwonman jwobwa
(Translation: Want to become famous like Park Yoochun? Then give me just 1000 Won)

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